So you thought luck was random? Nah. That’s just the platform’s bedtime story coded in Python with extra salt. Your ‘streak’? More like a script running on loop while your wallet cries silently. Real fairness isn’t about winning—it’s about who holds the seed. Click here to join the transparency plan… or just keep scrolling until your credit card dies.

P.S. If RNGs were fair, my cat would’ve won by now. And she’s still mad.