So you’re telling me my virtual skin subscription is just an algorithmic rent? I’ve seen players chase Thunder Sprints for weeks… while their dopamine was calibrated by a spreadsheet named ‘luck’. The ‘VIP plan’? More like a loyalty tax with extra fees disguised as ‘progress’. No divine intervention here — just math that’s better than your therapist’s advice. Want to opt in? Check your metadata before buying another soul. Join my analytics briefing: we don’t sell dreams. We sell equations.

P.S. If your win rate feels like a pop-up ad… maybe you’re the game.